(CNN) First things first: The theme song of the week is "Maude."
Poll of the week: There's no poll of the week because there's been a dearth of polling for the all-important Iowa Democratic caucuses.
What's the point: Iowa's a little more than a month away, and we don't really know who is ahead, let alone who is going to win.
Our lack of knowledge is for two reasons: a lack of polling and the polls that we do have show a close race at the top.
Over the last month, there have been only two public polls conducted and released in Iowa. Neither of them use live interviews or call cell phones, which are usually the marks of the most accurate pollsters. You have to go all the way back to early November to find a poll that meets those standards.
A lack of polling means we need to be extra cautious in examining polling averages. And this year, the polls are so tight.
An average of polls since November points to a very close race. South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg comes in at 21%. He's followed by former Vice President Joe Biden at 19% and Sens. Bernie Sanders of Vermont at 19%, Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts at 15% and Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota at 6%. No one else is polling at 5% or above.
Such a close race would lead any analyst to say it was a tossup, even if this were the polling on the eve of caucuses. Buttigieg, Biden, Sanders or Warren would all still be conceivable winners.
Given that we're more than a month away, we really don't know who the heck is going to win Iowa. We can see this by looking at polls one to two months before the caucuses since 2000. Compare the average poll standing for each eventual winner (allocating undecideds) and what they earned in the final result. The median difference has been 9 points. Four out of eight times, the difference has topped 10 points. Keeping in mind that history, even Klobuchar is still in this race.
Importantly, most of those caucuses had more polling than this one has had. Looking at the period of one to two months before the caucuses, there were eight polls in 2016, 12 in 2012, 15 in 2008 and three in 2004. You have to go back to 2000, when only one poll was conducted, to find a cycle with less Iowa caucuses polling. That cycle had clear front-runners (Democrat Al Gore and Republican George W. Bush), which is very much unlike this year.
Because of the scarcity of polls, the chance that the polling average at this point differs from the final result is greater than usual.
So what's with the lack of polling? I can think of at least four reasons Iowa polls have been hard to come by.
For folks like me, little polling and close polling mean that patience is in order. More polling will eventually come. Moreover, people will caucus soon enough, and we'll actually know who won.